i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
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My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
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Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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