its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
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You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
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She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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