You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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