I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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