No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
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halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
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I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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