hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Randomize
