does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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