Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
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Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
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Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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