Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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