Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
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