i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I think my nap took me to another dimension
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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