That's intense
Swine flu. Run for my life!
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Randomize
