Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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