You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
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she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
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I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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