I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
so explain again why im purple
no
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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