your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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