apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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