Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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