Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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