3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
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someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
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You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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