so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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