If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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