It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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