so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
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My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
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You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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