yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
its liver damage thursday
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