My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
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