What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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