I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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