There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
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i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
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And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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