Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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