You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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