possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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