It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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