You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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