Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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