were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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