She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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