I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
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Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
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That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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