No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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