It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
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