btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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