they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
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Wipe that smile off your face.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
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Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
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We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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