I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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