She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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