don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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