question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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