I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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