Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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