Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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