I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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