Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
you told grandpa to call you daddy
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it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
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He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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