i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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