It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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