What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Holy sore nipples Batman
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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