i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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