I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
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just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
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New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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